Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Why American's Economy Fell Off the Cliff

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN MAXICO) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN PAKISTAN) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN ITALY) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN CHINA) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN GERMANY) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
 
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN INDIA), poured himself a glass of cola (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN JAPAN), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.
 
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA