Thursday, November 20, 2008

HR Humor - Me & My Boss

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
 
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy.
 
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative.
 
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating.
 
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot,
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
 
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around,
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
 
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick,
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
 
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview,
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
 
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

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