Sunday, September 18, 2011

Scenario's In Various Indian Cities... (Humor)

Scenario 1 :- Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata.

Scenario 2 :- Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai.

Scenario 3 :- Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi.

Scenario 4 :- Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5 :- Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore.

Scenario 6 :- Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.

Scenario 7 :- Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA.

 

Thanks to Mr-Funny

http://www.mr-funny.com/index.php/text/312-scenarios-in-various-indian-cities.html 

 

No comments: